Friggin piss water

Hi, everyone!

I have been dreading this post because.... I really kind of regret spending money on this product...

So, for the last couple of months, I have seen ads like crazy for the Bud Light Seltzers.. specifically the ~fall~ flavors. I've seen then in end caps at grocery stores. I see them EVERYWHERE. So I just had to finally buy them and try them.

I didn't go into it with high hopes because... it's Bud Light. I mean, it's not a good drink. It's piss water to me. I can understand why people like it (it's hella cheap), but it's definitely not for me.

These came in a variety pack with three cans per four flavors. I don't think you can get them in individual packages, which is why I got all four flavors lol.

So without further ado, I am going to rank them from best flavor to worst.... here we go....

Pumpkin Spice:

I think I was expecting this to be worse than it was, so I was pleasantly surprised that they were slightly successful with the pumpkin spice flavor.

Mind you, it wasn't great. It had this weird like sour brown sugar flavor in the background that I didn't appreciate, but I drank all three that were in the variety pack.

This is the only flavor that my boyfriend actually took two sips of.

Overall, 4/10... it was fine. 

Apple Crisp:

This is actually the one I was most excited about. This flavor is the main reason I bought the variety pack... I wanted to try this one! I love apple crisp and I've enjoyed apple flavored alcohol beverages in the past.

It wasn't great. Again, the sour brown sugar type flavor just really took over, and I barely tasted the alcohol. It was fine I guess, but I wasn't super into it. I did drink all three of the cans because it wasn't disgusting, but it was.... a beverage.

I'd give it a 2/10... 

Are you sensing a theme here? I said best to worst... we still have two to go LOL

Maple Pear:

Why... just why....

The pear is non existent, and the maple is NASTY. 

I could see how maybe someone out there would like this one, but oof.. It's not good.

I would have loved just a simple pear flavor or even maple and apple or something. Pear is such a delicate flavor and adding maple is not going to do the pear any favors. Maple, as you all probably know, is a very strong flavor, so the pear just disappeared.

And let me tell you about the smell. It just smelled like bad maple syrup. It was terrible!

I think I drank one and a half of these cans before I had to just dump them out. So fricken bad!

I give it 0.5/10 simply because they got the maple right and someone out there might be able to enjoy it.

Last and certainly least...

Toasted Marshmallow:

This one is a crime. An absolute crime.

There are so many people that need to be fired. Whoever came up with the concept for this needs to be fired. Whoever came up with the formula and flavoring needs to be fired. And the people that tasted this and thought, "Mmmm yes, let's sell this to our customers" need to be fired.

I am appalled that this exists.

It's quite literally one of the most disgusting things I've ever put in my mouth. I would rather waste two and a bit hours of my life watching the "new" Fantastic Four movie again than drink this again.

I drank one of these..... I chugged it. I literally looked at my boyfriend and said, "It's not so bad if you don't taste it" while cringing....

And the smell... I'm gagging just thinking about it.

-3529048392057190890432/10. It's that bad. I can't say it enough.. it's THAT BAD!

If you enjoy, and I mean really enjoy any of these flavors, there's probably something wrong with your taste buds, but if you enjoy the Toasted Marshmallow flavor, please go get some help, because it's a crime.

I understand there are people that enjoy Bud Light and other Buddweiser products, but they're not for me, and that's okay. But I cannot imagine ANYONE really enjoying these as a whole. I feel like I've been pranked, to be honest....

So there's that... what a waste of money...

Okay byeeeeee